i got an email from abby today . . .

this is all that it said:

So... last night I had this vivid dream that you got pregnant out of wedlock. You told us you didn't know you could get pregnant from having sex with a guy. And this dude, Jerry (??), was in your bed every night. Jerry disappears as soon as you get preggers, and then you have this baby, which you wanted to take to the synagogue (yes, synagogue) for its dedication. "I want to give him a really great name," you kept saying, and so we all waited expectantly for the announcement of your illegitimate child's name. At the ceremony, you stood up, held the baby over your head and yelled, "HIS NAME IS CLARENCE!"

Clarence? Really? That was the best you could do?

abby, i miss you and wish you were home now! so delighted your spring break is this week!!!!! prepare yourself for:

1. sleep

2. food

3. yoga {of course dummy!}

4. wedding planning

5. tv-watching

6. blog-stalking

7. story-telling

8. snuggling

9. dancing

10. reading/painting/homework sessions!